A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball in to the woods. She went in to the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The women freed the frog, and the frog said, " Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!''
The woman said, "That's okay"
For the first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned here ," you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, " Thats okay, because I will be the most beatuiful woman and he will have esyes only for me."
So, KAZAM- she's the most beatuiful woman ! in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "Taht will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, :"That's okay , because what's mine is his and what's his is mine".
So,KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answerd, " I 'd like a mild heart attack."
Morral of the story: Woman are clever. don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder tha his wife...
Moral of the story : Woman are not really smart, they just thin they are.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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